Friday, May 21, 2010

Was the tooth fairy scary?

It wasn't scary, but thought it was a good movie, a change of pace.

Was the tooth fairy scary?
Well, she was the one who knocked my teeth out in the first place!
Reply:In the movie Darkness Falls she was!!


http://imdb.com/title/tt0282209/


Can you prove that the Tooth Fairy does not exist?

I know in my heart she does, and I have the quarter to prove it. Change your evil ways or you will keep your funny little baby teeth forever.

Can you prove that the Tooth Fairy does not exist?
You can never prove that something doesn't exist, just that there is only a microscopic possibility - just like mythical dieties.
Reply:can u prove she does
Reply:testify my brother!!!!!!!!!
Reply:My tooth fairy loves me more. I get a whole dollar!
Reply:I sure can't, she always left money for me!
Reply:The Tooth Fairy doesn't exist?!?!?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!


What's next the Easter Bunny and Santa Clause aren't real either?!?!?!?!
Reply:umm.. all the people who 'have wings and know where every little boy and girl lives" are in either high security prisons..mental institutions.. or the neverland ranch...
Reply:Where is she? She still owes me some money!
Reply:she does exist!





I know- one night I went to sleep with my head under the pillow, and I woke up with a mouth full of quarters and no teeth!
Reply:you think she exists? well try locking all door and windows and sleep with your tooth under your pillow. make sure you are the only one in the room and have a alarm clock for the morning. when you wake up, theyre willl not be a quarter. sorry for the cold, harsh truth
Reply:Quarter is not proof of a tooth fairy...obviously it could have been put there by anyone...
Reply:that cheap ***** left me a dime.
Reply:I will test this scientifically. I will knock out all my teeth before I go to bed, if I wake up richer she exists
Reply:ur parents might have put the quater under ur pillow!!!! and prove she exsit u have a big imagination
Reply:hahaha. the tooth fairy left me an xbox 360! better than yours.
Reply:No I can't. But in this state of my life, desiring control and effectiveness, the concept of fairies has no value, thus no need to believe in them.


For example


Triangles exists, even though no one can find one, because I have a need for them. Mathematics and design.


Triangle like things exists, but triangles are concepts used in hypothesis. What use are Fairies? Good story telling maybe? Teaching lessons, same as Jesus?
Reply:I liked the way Nancy regan used to look at reported and say


I'm not dignifying that question with a response

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Is the tooth fairy a gay dentist?

That may well be. He visited our house last week and while he was here he redecorated the entire house. He put a Bette Midler CD under my daughter's pillow. Good to have you back again. I have missed your wit and compassion. So, you had a Philly Cheesesteak Sandwich instead? I hear that the Portland Cheesesteak Sandwiches are much better. Of course you know I am kidding. My e-mail address is my Yahoo name and yahoo.com. This really works. I have been coresponding with Marianne for several months. I may have irked a few people with my Democratic diatribes, so I am leery of exposing myself to those I might have offended. You are a breath of fresh air.

Is the tooth fairy a gay dentist?
Yes. He has you lay back in the chair belly down.
Reply:Who said the tooth fairy was male?
Reply:Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:Probably.
Reply:Abso-f*cking-lutely. And he is open at night.





Hey soul-lily: Who said dentists are all men?
Reply:lol, probably
Reply:only if he has wings
Reply:If he is, what does he do with the teeth when he gets them?
Reply:no, not to my knowledge
Reply:WHO SAID HE IS MALE, AND WHO SAID HE IS DENTIST????
Reply:who said that the tooth fairy is a male for all we know it could be a female?
Reply:thats what me papa told me
Reply:AH HA HA the alien is right!!!!!!
Reply:no it's a girl
Reply:i knew it!!!! im gonna catch that little freak and hang her until she gives me all the fricken money!!!
Reply:Ask your toothbrushes - once they're finished.
Reply:OMG! This question is offensive to gay dentists everywhere! I,m reporting you ;-)


Is the tooth fairy your mom and dad?

Ashley sweety............ the tooth fairy lives with santa...........

Is the tooth fairy your mom and dad?
Yes sweetie.
Reply:yeah...you didnt kno that?
Reply:yep, well, when i was young enough and belive the tooth fairy
Reply:no why would u think that?
Reply:sorry to break it to you, but yes they are.
Reply:NO!





They are YOUR Mom and Dad! lol





Jim D
Reply:Yes
Reply:No.


The tooth fairy is my grandmother! O_O
Reply:You might say this is my belief or my myth of choice.





When children are born they are full of natural Magick. As they grow and are taught by some that Magick isn't real the Magick is slowly absorbed by their baby teeth. When a child begins to lose their baby teeth, the Tooth Fairy always comes to collect them and leave a small present. The teeth are brought into the fairies' circle and danced into releasing the Magick into the world. This is how Magick has lasted and will last as long as there are children.
Reply:My oldest (13) said I sucked as the tooth fairy ,so now SHE is the tooth fairy for her little sis.
Reply:umm lets think about that what do you think.......


OF COURSE!!!!!!!!
Reply:Yes
Reply:no its the Devil


How much should the tooth fairy pay per lost tooth?

I usually give my kids a silver dollar. They're different and the kids would rather collect them than spend them. Anyone else have any guidelines?

How much should the tooth fairy pay per lost tooth?
when I was growing up my dad would leave a trail of silver coins around my room! I loved losing my teeth! now I do the same for my kids! its the fun of the tooth fairy not the cost! They wont care how much the fairy leaves, they are just happy the toothfairy came. Have fun with it.
Reply:let them do what they want with their money.
Reply:My mom always used to give me a one dollar bill...but I'm not sure!!
Reply:$50.00. Quit being so cheap.
Reply:I only got a quarter as a kid. With inflation, a dollar is good.
Reply:Our local fairy pays €3 per tooth.
Reply:I have given my daughter a dollar (paper) for each tooth.
Reply:I used to get a dollar but now my nieces get $5.00. I would give my kids $5 also and make them save it.
Reply:It would depend on the age of the child. Younger children should get 50 cents and older kids a dollar or so. Thanks for a neat question. It's been ages since I got to pretend to be the tooth fairy with my son.





Enjoy your children.
Reply:A crisp new dollar bill
Reply:Well it depends on how old your child is. For a younger child about 5-7 I say give them about $5.00 per tooth. Teeth don't come out but about every couple of months or so around that age so $5.00 dollars wont be such a strain on your wallet and the child will look forward to buying some goodies and will associate loosing teeth to a happy experience instead of a painful one.
Reply:Back when the tooth fairy visited me in the early 90's I'd be lucky to get 50 cents. A silver dollar sounds good though, especially since they would rather collect, than spend it.
Reply:Give em 2.50$ thats how much I give mine
Reply:the tooth fairy leaves 2 dollars at my house
Reply:It was 6d in old money when I was little (2 1/2p). Now, it's gone up to £1.00. The tooth fairy must be richer than Bill Gates.
Reply:i like your idea.. but mix it up if you live in the usa go get one of those gold dollars that came out in 2000.. you can usally get them at the bank
Reply:i usually leave a dollar and a little thank you note that i made up on the computer they love it
Reply:I LOVE your silver dollar idea!! Wish I would have thought of that when my kids were little. Yes, $1 per tooth is plenty.
Reply:when the kids were little they got 50 cents a tooth now that they are losing the bigger teeth and are older they get a $1
Reply:I used to give my kids $2.oo and a pack of sugar free gum.
Reply:$1= normal tooth


$2= front tooth or molar


$3= first lost tooth


Have Fun! %26lt;3
Reply:I got a quarter as a child. With my kids I usually just give them a dollar.
Reply:give them a two dollar bill
Reply:i used to get 5$ until i stopped beliving...GREAT now i get 1$
Reply:Ok- for the first lost tooth, I believe my daughter received $10.00. Any tooth after that was a few dollars.





Hard to believe when I was a kid I got a quarter...
Reply:well5 dollars if its a huge tooth 2 bucks for a medium one and for the tiny one 1 dollar wud do
Reply:1 billion dollars..... i wish.
Reply:When I lost my first tooth I got 2 dollars, and for all the rest I got 1 dollar.





I think that the silver dollar is a good idea.
Reply:DEAR THE HIGH COST FOR THE TOOTH FAIRY HAS GONE ON STRIKE ? I SAY ABOUT ($ 3.00) I THINK THIS IS VERY FAIR PRICE HIKE JUST LIKE GAS FOR THE CAR AIR PLANE RIDES BUS RIDES JUST JOKING THIS IS THE ONLY TIME I JOKE ON HERE TAKE CARE
Reply:Find 2 dollar bills, they're rare and your kids will be happy.


Is the tooth fairy real?

yes the tooth fairy is real %26amp; if you don't believe then the fairies will not come, i am 26 %26amp; got a tooth out the other month %26amp; i was left £2 from the fairies.

Is the tooth fairy real?
If you're under 8, YES.. She is very real!
Reply:Of course dear!
Reply:Of course! We always got money from her when we were kids.
Reply:Are you for real??? Of course she's real ... tut tut
Reply:yeah of course
Reply:of course she is !!! Don't doubt her or she might not come the next time !
Reply:To a 5 year old they are very real..
Reply:Haha.... i always told my fiance that if i had a kid, i will tell him to place his tooth under the pillow and the tooth fairy will exchange it with a gift.
Reply:of course :0)





I'm too old for her now, I wish she would come and give me some new teeth
Reply:yeh, course,
Reply:Owh Yer babie its a boy tho by the way not a girl fairy x
Reply:Of course.


How else do you think she gets under your pillow and takes your tooth and exchanges it for money without you waking up?
Reply:what have you heard? who`s been saying things? of course she`s real don`t listen to the lie`s
Reply:This is a question you should ask mum or dad.
Reply:of course she is
Reply:Yes she is very real! She only visits children though us adults are not that lucky.
Reply:Do you find money instead of a tooth under your pillow in the morning?


She is definately real!
Reply:Of course the tooth fairy is real!!





Sometimes older kids or grown ups forget about the tooth fairy because they have already lost all their baby teeth and don't need her anymore and don't believe she exists. They have forgotten how when they were sleeping she came into their room and took their tooth and left them a special surprise!
Reply:No no no no it is your parents. same with santa and the easter bunny
Reply:roflmao no
Reply:Yes but she is fussy. She will not leave money for dirty or decayed teeth. So children need to keep their teeth clean or the tooth fairy will be upset when she looks under their pillow, and she won't come again unless she knows that the teeth are being brushed properly. Also she doesn't come to adults, just children losing milk teeth because milk teeth have magic powers in Fairy-land, but dirty teeth lose their magic powers.
Reply:Yes and so is Santa. But if you stop believing, they won't come!!!


and don't listen to pinkgirl - I bet she only got 5p a tooth!! she's only bitter.
Reply:yes it is...i was 10years old and found the tooth gone with money under my pillow..im now 21year and i still ask my mum if she did it??..she said she didnt do it...how weird, i think it is real
Reply:only till you're about 8
Reply:yes - and apparently the going rate for a tooth is a fiver now!! And a tenner for the first tooth!! I wish my teeth would fall out!! :)

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Does The Tooth Fairy Dread going to Alabama?

:p

Does The Tooth Fairy Dread going to Alabama?
Used to but she set up a hub there just like what UPS does. that hub has the state divided into 6 regional offices each with 3 faries that work designated routes. That way the head fairy (which is the only real tooth fairy) doesn't even have to go to Alabama except for employee reviews and stuff like that. I understand that she is about to roll out similar organizations in Kentucky and Arkansas.
Reply:She goes broke there.
Reply:yeah, and a speed freak's house also.
Reply:No, b/c she doesn't pay after your 9th b-day.
Reply:LOL! that ain't right! LOL!
Reply:hahaha


so not funny


speaking of course as someone from alabama


now had you mentioned another state...well then maybe
Reply:NO she dreads going to Kentucky


Is the tooth fairy real?!?

My kids don't believe me.

Is the tooth fairy real?!?
Sure she is, and she takes all the teeth she collects and throws them in the night sky to create stars which will in the sky forever and ever.
Reply:yes he is


:+)
Reply:Of corse it is!





I've seen her myself a couple of times ;)
Reply:ahahaha YOUR A SHITTY MOTHER!
Reply:No!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:yes
Reply:yes i sure am real
Reply:and you think its real?!?
Reply:As real as Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo.
Reply:Of course the toothfairy is not real ha ha ha ha....
Reply:Yes its me
Reply:As much as I would LOVE believe she is real she isn't. I wish she was so when we lose our teeth in our old age she could give us some back!
Reply:no it isn't it is a fairy tale!!!
Reply:yes kids read this
Reply:your MOM how old are you 8?
Reply:no...it's the way you look like at night
Reply:well of course she is just ask the easter bunny....lol
Reply:Damn skippy, I dated her for 3 months before I found out she was usueing my love to get to my bicuspids.. grrr
Reply:Um.....yeah......sure.....she's real.........
Reply:She was until I married her and she became a stay at home fairy
Reply:I am sad to say but no.... cuz i believed in the tooth fairy but when my last tooth came out i put it under my pillow (didn't tell my dad, only mom) then next morning no money and when ever i told my dad my tooth fell out i see money o.O


so the tooth fairy aint real :(
Reply:Yes the tooth fairy is real. When a tooth falls out put it under your pillow and you'll get money.
Reply:If you believe it is. Do you leave money under their pillow when they lose a tooth? If so, have they seen you do it? If so, that's why they don't believe you.
Reply:well.... it's true they aren't real.
Reply:Yes, though due to a shortage in toddler teeth, the tooth fairy has resorted to stealing them from drunken bums and dirty rednecks. Check them and you'll see what I'm talking about.
Reply:Of course, and most of the time she is staying with Santa Claus
Reply:As true as the 'religious fairies'!
Reply:thanks for the points!!!!!!!!!
Reply:yeah...to hell with your kids, then!
Reply:Of course it's not real, and I don't think people should tell their kids it is real. Same thing with Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny. Imagine how awful they'll feel when they discover you've been lying to them their whole life.
Reply:And we'll leave the light on for you.


Could the tooth fairy possibly be an angel?

(just funnin' tonight folks) :)

Could the tooth fairy possibly be an angel?
Not if you mean the one on that credit card commercial, lol!
Reply:I don't know, but I heard she sells all the teeth to piano factories to use for the keys.
Reply:You should be in the jokes and riddles section. The fairy is a rich dentist who drives a Ferarri.
Reply:The tooth fairy is Eric Cartman in drag.


Easter bunny, tooth fairy etc. Can you make up another one of these with a similarly fool-proof back-story?

Well there's the macaroni fairy. Seriously, every time I open my cupboards I have like 10 boxes of mac and cheese ready to go. And I don't remember buying any in the last two years. I've entrusted the macaroni fairy with my spare keys. And she's even nice enough to clean out my fridge for me every now and then.

Easter bunny, tooth fairy etc. Can you make up another one of these with a similarly fool-proof back-story?
sock monster(leaves you with mismatched socks)





lint fairy(collects the lint or hides it in your belly button)





hair goddess(collects pieces of hair thats fallen out)








thats all i can come up with right now
Reply:Sure. There's the Hair Goblin, who appears in the homes of balding men. They carefully steal some hair during the night (painlessly, they don't even leave a mark, just smooth skin), then escape down the shower drain, sometimes leaving a bit of hair in the bathtub in their haste. They use the hair to build their nests and stuff their pillows.

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What happens to teeth the tooth fairy takes?

he does not use them him/herself

What happens to teeth the tooth fairy takes?
When I was A LOT younger, my teacher read us a cute little book...I wish I could remember the name, but it was that long ago. According to this book, the tooth fairy used the theeth to go back to "fairy land" and build houses and castles with them. If the teeth were dirty or had cavities she didn't use them in the houses...they went to make electricity for the town...I thought it was a cute scenario :)
Reply:LOL no one has ever heard where all of those teeth go but somewhere out in the great beyond is probably a boneyard full of teeth.
Reply:She collects them, or makes jewelry out of them.
Reply:he makes them into a necklace
Reply:She grinds them up turning them into fairy dust, which is turned into fuel for her to be able to fly around, since gas is so high now.
Reply:he sells them to the devil for eternal life
Reply:I've always heard that she gives the teeth to babies.
Reply:the tooth fairy waves her magic wand over the tooth and turns it into a quarter, or some other money. ^_^
Reply:she sells them to the dentist for dentures.....hahahaha


Is a tooth fairy real?

My friend said that a toothfairy gave him 2 dollers i don't think i belive him is she real?

Is a tooth fairy real?
There is no tooth fairy at all.


Sure, your friend was given $2 by the parents or someone, definitely not a tooth fairy.





No such thing at all....just another fairytale, Dennis...


The only tooth fairy is the dentist.


=====living in the 21st century so why lie to Dennis, people?=====
Reply:no
Reply:yes
Reply:I think the monster under your friend's bed probably put the dollars there.
Reply:hell no the tooth fairy is not real
Reply:Are you kidding me? Of course the toothfairy is real!
Reply:yes
Reply:is SHE real? why can't the tooth fairy be a guy?
Reply:A tooth fairy is just a fairy tale character and thus not real but just ikn the minds of small kids.
Reply:it's all about what you believe
Reply:I don't think she exists but if she does how much do you reckon she would pay for my wisdom teeth coz I just got them out!
Reply:ya and guess what-------the EASTER BUNNY IS COMING REAL SOON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:Hi I dont think I should tell you


is the tooth fairy real or not because


you sound little and you should believe


whatever you think but dont give


your friends money for you to know


is she real or not thats just wasting your


money.Your friend dosent know if she is


real or not. Ok? Ok.


%26lt;3YESi.
Reply:I'm sure your friend believes that the toothfary gave him two dollars. As for whether or not its real, lets just say the money didn't get there by itself.
Reply:Yes! =]
Reply:Of course the tooth fairy is real. She gathers the baby teeth of the little children of the world. She polishes them and repairs them and then sends them to heaven for the new babies coming to earth. The tooth fairy in charge is a girl, but she has helper tooth fairies who are boys. Mom to 3.
Reply:hell no
Reply:What form of currency is a doller? I've never heard of that before...but yes the tooth fairy is very real...not always female though...
Reply:NO!!!! his mom or dad just put the 2 dollars under his pillow or wherever they put it
Reply:the tooth fairy isn't real. Parents just say that to get kids exicited about losing their baby teeth. your friends parents are the ones that put those $2 there.
Reply:If you believe in her, then she's real. It all depends on YOU and what YOU believe - who cares what everyone else believes?
Reply:the tooth fairy is ur parents..... they take the teeth and give u the money......
Reply:The tooth fairy is a myth that is told by parents of children who were losing their teeth, and were sad about it. The parents said that the tooth fairy would leave money under their pillow in exchange for a tooth. This way, the children were happy about losing their teeth, because they could exchange them for money.





Parents have told this story to children for thousands of years. Isn't that proof enough that the story is true?
Reply:yes, because whenever i loose a tooth i get some money. 7 y/o
Reply:Listening to and noticing fairies (or faeries), is simply a matter of awareness. They tend to be fond of people who seek them out and if you put the effort into it you will often find they put just as much effort into making themselves appear to you. http://www.psychic-junkie.com/mystical-f...





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Reply:yes. the tooth fairy is very real and if u dont believe u may not get any money
Reply:If you really believe she exists... then she really does exist!
Reply:I don't mean 2 burst your bubble but the tooth fairy isn't real your parents sneak in your room and put money under your pillow. Plus wouldn't that be alittle creepy ( where would she put all if those decaying teeth)
Reply:no but your friends parents put the money under the bed
Reply:no is your friend's parent that gave your friend 2 dollers
Reply:the tooth fairy isn't real i used to beleive on the tooth fairy but, when i was young i put my tooth under my pillow the next day i woke up and there was no money in the bed then my dad gave $50 for the tooth. THIS IS TRUE I AM NOT LYING.


How much should the tooth fairy pay per tooth?

I always got £1 :D

How much should the tooth fairy pay per tooth?
a pound
Reply:Depends on how well off you are. I would suggest asking other Mums so that your tooth fairy pays the going rate.
Reply:got to be 2 quid with the budget
Reply:I always got £1...but be kind, a £10 and they'll believe in the tooth fairy forever
Reply:with today's inflation....£1
Reply:you have to pay them now to take them away, its a new law brought in by alister darling baby!
Reply:i aways got 50p but that was 15 years ago





anyway 50p is bigger than a pound
Reply:a pound
Reply:my kids are 15 and 19. when they were young it was 50p if the tooth fell out and £1 if the dentist had to take it out. this was because you were very brave at the dentist Lol.
Reply:£2 coin and a wee note telling the child to be good :-)
Reply:I'd like £100,000,000.





but its usually 50p or £1
Reply:I always got £2
Reply:Why lie to your kid? If he pulled a lie out of his azz he would be in trouble when you're teaching him!
Reply:Now considering the rate of inflation... One tooth is worth about $100 in American dentistry.. but also consider that the kid has no idea.. so let's subtract the rate of "he doesn't know" value. So therefore..One tooth.. oh let's see.... how about $1 American and since the Euro has exceeded that.. then let's go 1 lb.. But if he is Canadian the the Canuck dollar has gone up.. So let's say one Twoonie? For heaven's sakes just put yer kid some money under the pillow and let him figure it out.
Reply:£1 per tooth is usually fair
Reply:I give my kids $1.
Reply:My Daughter Just got $5. It was for 3 teeth. She had to go to the oral surgeon to have them pulled.
Reply:you can earn a little more if you go to the millionaire
Reply:Depends on your financial circumstances. About fifty pence upwards.
Reply:Our silly tooth fairy gave our daughter $5 for the first tooth and therefore set the precedent for the rest. I swear at times she was pulling 2 or 3 a week.
Reply:Depends on the condition of it -





if is decayed or has had a filling - it is considered as faulty goods, so nothing!








But if it is in good condition then 50p for front ones, and £1 for molars!
Reply:AWWWW this brings back memories. the bigger the tooth the more money. depends on how much you have aswell.


but I think give them a pound and a few silvers, to add up to about £2.50. UNDER Their pillow!!!
Reply:I always got a silver dollar.
Reply:I pay about 1.50.
Reply:i give my kids £1
Reply:I'd say 50p... alot of teeth are going to be coming out.. all adds up ;] x
Reply:I always got £1 and I was happy with that


Is the tooth fairy real? Or did a clever kid make her up to get cash from their parents?

who knows but my kids get a £1 gart all their Friends get a fiver , i think that is spoilt tbh esp when you have two , we used to get two pence lmfao !!

Is the tooth fairy real? Or did a clever kid make her up to get cash from their parents?
lol CHEERS M x Report It

Reply:very real.
Reply:of course she is real she lives with santa
Reply:lol!! i always asked myself that. who came up with the tooth fairy. I Saw that one scary movie about the tooth fairy or some old woman who haunted children. lol
Reply:the tooth fairy only gave me 25 cents! that damn tooth fairy is greedy.
Reply:she's real. and she's very old and wrinkly.
Reply:I think the parents made her up so the kids wouldn't be afraid to pull out their loose teeth.
Reply:Yes, the tooth fairy is real, talked to her once!





(then i woke up from my comma.)
Reply:I hope so
Reply:I thought she was real until i woke up one night with my Mum standing over me - she got her hand stuck under my head because i moved when the 'tooth fairy' was trying to take my teeth!
Reply:I think clever parents saw an opportunity to get their 5-year-old to go to bed.
Reply:I believe...I believe....
Reply:All I can say is that my little brother said he saw her. He said she was blond, fat, and had wings.
Reply:I'M THE TOOTH FAIRY OF COURSE!!!!!!!





WAT R U TALKING ABOUT??? U KNEW I WAS REAL LAST NITE!!!!!! LOL...
Reply:I don't think it's real.....but since some believe in a fat guy coming down the chimney with presents....then why not believe that tooo.....but thats a good way of getting extra money...
Reply:If she is she's owe me a bloody fortune ; )
Reply:i dont think she is real i lost my front tooth a few weeks ago and she didnt leave me anything
Reply:no i put all but me front ones under the pillow and they are still there.
Reply:Well who use to come and collect your teeth from under your pillow gart and leave you Sixpence ??
Reply:Well you know how inventive children can be,M. - and then there's "but everyone else believes ..."!


How much would some *adults* give for a Fairy to come and give them some teeth *back* because they didn't look after them properly and lost them!
Reply:Of course I'm real !

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Has the Tooth Fairy ever forgotten to visit your house?

and how did ya get out of that sticky situation?





I have an angry 7 year old on my hands here

Has the Tooth Fairy ever forgotten to visit your house?
Tell the tyke that there was a particularly vicious Hockey game last night so a lot of teeth were knocked out and are missing. She is swamped with paperwork and is mounting a Tooth search party to find the missing ones so the Hockey players can put them under their pillow. So tell the little one to be patient
Reply:Oh oh!





Hide something somewhere quick..and tell 'em the tooth fairy wanted to make a game out of it.





{shrugs} best I can come up with...
Reply:say that the tooth fairy has a broken wing and she will be better tomorrow and will visit him/her tomorrow night
Reply:No, but "she" screwed up and left a $20 once! Just say she called and said she's accidentally gone to the wrong house and will be back tonight.
Reply:i slept with my head under the pillow and the wee swine took all my teeth out. the fairy dont visit me no more
Reply:Just say: "Many kids lost there teeth yesterday and she wasn't able to make it but tonight for sure she'll come" or "Did you put it under your pillow, right in the middle, she only comes when it's in perfect position" (this is what my mother had to tell my younger brother once).
Reply:My mom lives in KY, I think the toothfairy leaves beer and meth for those kids.





Might explain why a lot of adults are missing teeth too.
Reply:My parents never did the toothfairy thing... So, that b*tch never visited!! She owes me lots of money!!! lol Tell him she was busy in some foreign country and she'll get to him soon enough. OR She'll get to him as soon as he starts eating his vegetables... you know, some manipulation thing.


Does the Tooth Fairy make a profit?

Explain why or why not. And I'm a CPA, so no BS. I know my stuff.

Does the Tooth Fairy make a profit?
Tooth Fairy keeps buying teeth at ridiculous prices and burning through the cash like there's no tomorrow. The profit side of the business is grim, as most large-scale tooth suppliers are out of business by now.





It's only time before investors start questioning squandering corporate resources, and tooth fairy will end up in the same cell as heads of Enron and MCI Worldcomm.
Reply:No, the Tooth-Fairy is a not-for-profit fictional organization.
Reply:I don't know let me go ask Santa real quick.
Reply:The tooth fairy is a non-profit 501 (c) 3 organization so any monies made are for charitable purposes only.





Thanks.
Reply:ya your tooth thats all it wants. dont ya wonder what she needs all those teeth for????
Reply:a lot, she'll sell your teeth in the black market
Reply:tooth fairy sells the teeth to denture companies,Thats common knowledge dude.
Reply:She isn't real. Get a life.
Reply:no i dont think so i think they just like teeths
Reply:Actually I think she does... that smile in the morning is priceless!!





Priceless - $2 dollars = Priceless
Reply:Ummm, since you are educated, I thought I'd let you in on some knowledge most adults already know, there is NO tooth fairy, so she doesn't make a profit.
Reply:If you want to get real technical, then the profit depends on the parents tax returns. If they made a profit that year, then yes, the tooth fairy made a profit.
Reply:He's got to. I mean to keep collecting old decayed teeth and give money for them. He's got to be doing something with them to make money off of them. Maybe, he's melting them down to powder form and selling it on the streets as fairy dust, a new drug. People will snort, inhale, inject, or smoke almost anything now days.
Reply:LOL, of course i make a profit! i woudln't do it if i weren't! i sell the used teeth on ebay.
Reply:the tooth fairy is a non-profit organization....but for sure not an EOE, because only women need apply....the reason she is non profit is as follows....lots of overhead.... gas prices are soaring.....all those cute white dresses and matching shoes she has to buy and just think of all the danger she goes through just to go sell the teeth in the hood....i imagine she needs an updated gun for that trip..and don't forget the caffiene costs for having to stay up all those odd hours....
Reply:ok crazy porno auditor CPA, the tooth fairy make hella loot, and when yo' shyts fall out, she'll have even more bank.





BS- Banana Sandwiches
Reply:Yes they make tons. After college next year I'm joining.

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How much does the tooth fairy give for a wisdom tooth?

Between 2-5 dollars depending on how much cash I, uh I meant she has on her

How much does the tooth fairy give for a wisdom tooth?
I didn't get anything for mine- and I had 6 of them (not a joke- I really did!).
Reply:I think she should give $5 per tooth.
Reply:£5.50. It's £2 for an inscisor, £2.50 for a canine, £3.50 for a molar.
Reply:Why on earth did that sound dirty? =0)
Reply:Depends on how much wisdom you have. Running in the red lately?
Reply:I didn't get a damned dime for mine. 'Course I had them removed when I was about 30 years old. lol
Reply:it depends on the economy of the area. my son was happy with a quarter so he could play video games at an arcade, but inflation has made it higher now. maybe up as high as $1.
Reply:I think the same amount that a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Reply:I don't know...but if it makes people wiser for possessing it...open the bidding.
Reply:Enough to cover the extraction co-pay.





It should be paid by a qualified endodontic fairy to be on the safe side.





The tooth fairy on Ren and Stimpy used to leave a ball of lint.
Reply:All I ever get is a damn quarter... All that for a tooth, eh?


How much does the tooth fairy leave for the "first" tooth lost?

Just wondering what the going rate was.

How much does the tooth fairy leave for the "first" tooth lost?
Considering that the cost of raising a child in this day and age runs somewhere between $200,000 %26amp; $400,000 and children have 20 baby teeth. The cost of that first tooth should be somewhere around $10,000 - $20,000!





Of course, the tooth fairy isn't made of money so it might take them about 18 years to come up with this sort of funding. In the meantime, with timely monthly payments and some crude investing, inflation shouldn't affect the long terms costs too much.





As for a down payment due at the time the tooth is removed. I'd guess somewhere in the $1 range depending of course on the current financial situation. Just don't let them buy that chocolate bar with the money. Just remind them, "Ten years from now I can either buy you new teeth or a new car!" At six, they'll definately choose the chocolate over the car.





Whatever the tooth fairy decides to leave, make sure Mom gives them much more. :)
Reply:I always got a dollar, but I guess 50 cents would be good too.
Reply:a dollar.
Reply:lol.. well I think I got a nickle.. but with the rate of inflation I would say a dollar.
Reply:That depends on the parent...I have heard $5.00 from one parent...$1.00 from another parent. I can remember getting half-dollar coins for mine...
Reply:They never leave the same amount for each kid because then everyone would know what they're gonna get and tell all the other kids before they get a chance to get their money. It has to be random.
Reply:dollar 1
Reply:My son lost his first tooth just a few months ago...The going rate these days is about 5 bucks! Can you believe it?! I was lucky to get a pack of gum and some spar change. :)
Reply:I knew the tooth fairy had been ripping me off!!!!
Reply:well it was a dollar when i was a kid many moons ago,,give 2 dollars in quarters seems like more money that way.
Reply:I think $5 dollars for the first tooth is sufficient enough.. When they are that young, they don't understand the value of money yet anyway. My 5 year old is really smart, and she still gets excited over a quarter! I'd do $1 or $2 dollars after that....
Reply:20 TRILLION FRICKIN BUCKS!!!!!
Reply:A quarter is good to start-a dollar is better! you can teach your child to save money in a piggy bank!That's what I did for my child.
Reply:i think it worth one dollar...
Reply:I was so lucky that I had one of those dollar coins around





but anything should be fine :)
Reply:$1.....i always leave a dollar....and so do my daughters friends parents....it helps if it's the same amount as the children do talk amongst themselves...makes them believe in the tooth fairy more
Reply:My son lost his first tooth just a few months ago...The going rate these days is about 5 bucks! Can you believe it?! I was lucky to get a pack of gum and some spare change. :)





That's my wife's answer; she's crazy, it should have been a nickel and some dental floss.
Reply:I used to get 25 cents. But nowadays a dollar is good.
Reply:$1.00
Reply:five dollars
Reply:A dollar slips under the pillow easily.





One fun idea: In addition to the dollar, sprinkle a little glitter under the pillow. It looks like fairy dust and makes everything special.
Reply:25 cents! That is all that they need! 50 cents for the back teeth!! Kids don't need 5 dollers!!!
Reply:$5.
Reply:1.00
Reply:well my son knocked both of his bottom front teeth loose and lost them both within a few days of each other and hes about to loose one of his front top teeth I ended up 5 dollars short for his first 2 since the tooth fairy waited a day to get both teeth at the same time so i would say about 2 dollars for one if you get more than one at a time no less than 5 dollars, but then again when I was a kid I used to get 50 cents in nickles
Reply:dunno. dint get any for mine...!! so i should get 10 points for being frank..!! :P LOL
Reply:50 cents or a dollar is good
Reply:I got a dollar form all my teeth but I have some friends that got about $20 for one tooth!
Reply:This may depend on the Tooth Fairy's income level. Some kids are lucky and get $5 a tooth, while others get $1 for a tooth.
Reply:When my oldest lost her first tooth the gold dollars had just come out. So thats what I chose to give her per tooth and it has continued down to the rest of my kids.
Reply:I remember getting some change for my teeth, but it really depends on the tooth fairy's income. I give my kids $5 per tooth. That's the going rate in this neighborhood.


Is santa, tooth fairy, easter bunny and santas elves real?

I think it is a lie

Is santa, tooth fairy, easter bunny and santas elves real?
im going to crush all your happyness and just tell you they are all a lie that the government is using to start controlling the little peoplw of the masses. next they will tell you that your helping destroy the atmosphere and that plants and trees are more important than you. dont worry. once they perfect cloning, they can make you disposable bodies and you can live forever.
Reply:they are real














:)
Reply:its not a lie there real......
Reply:This reminds me of that joke from "Chasing Amy" those who have seen it will know what I mean.


But to be my trademark luvvy duvvy self I'll say yes they are real.
Reply:They are very real and they are all registered sex offenders.
Reply:They are indeed real. Study Aristotle, probably the first philosopher discuss what goes into making something real.


Is the tooth fairy real.?

Duh

Is the tooth fairy real.?
We'll never tell...
Reply:i dont believe so
Reply:Hi. Funny, I don't FEEL rich.
Reply:yes I use to think so when i was a child.
Reply:yes, and he got his big butt stuck when the window came down!
Reply:depends if u believe in it or not. lets just say if u stop believing u stop getting money :D
Reply:of course the tooth fairy is real
Reply:You would say so if you knew my dentist.
Reply:yeah , anyone that looks at her dies so be careful
Reply:is santa real?


is the easter bunny real?


is the boogie man real?
Reply:yes.
Reply:yes....the tooth fairy made a mistake when my daughter was 8 and left her $10.00 instead of $1 since it was dark and the tooth fairy did not have a night light . LOL


So is SANTA in case you wondering about that one as well ;)
Reply:I really hope so because if it isn't where did all my baby teeth go? haha


Merry Christmas
Reply:no ur mother puts a dollar under ur pillow and welcome to the internet
Reply:who else is leaving money under your pillow!





what are you gonna say santa isnt real?





ofcorse he is!!!





;)
Reply:sorry hon.


but no...


she/he....IT


isn't real
Reply:It depends if you are "experienced" or not.





I have seen the tooth fairy before.
Reply:ya, i get a quarter under my pillow every time i lose a tooth
Reply:no thats ur parents putting money under ur pillow
Reply:Were you you the same person who asked about the unicorn cause If so I have some bad news she too is also fake
Reply:Yes, But there name is mom and dad
Reply:Sure...........just like the easter bunny and santa claus.! Get real!
Reply:Don't be so silly - of course she is.


Who do you think put that $67,000,000 under my pillow?
Reply:Yes...I love the tooth fairy...it brings me money...i dont like living off of welfare...
Reply:Yes!!! I put money under my pillow at night.


When I wake up there's a tooth there.
Reply:Um let me think if im called a tooth fairy i guess so
Reply:H3ll no


when a child put a tooth under the pillow the parents will put money under pillow
Reply:no the tooth fairy isn't real I can;t even believe you asked. And no the easter bunny isn;t real and oh yeah santa clause isn;t real either.
Reply:nope... not unless your mom is a fairy. :)
Reply:no

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What happens when the Tooth Fairy loses a tooth? Does he just drop it in the jar or does someone hook him up?

She done lost all her teeth a looooong time ago. Since she obviously has an unlimited supply of money, why would anyone want to hook HER up?

What happens when the Tooth Fairy loses a tooth? Does he just drop it in the jar or does someone hook him up?
HIM?
Reply:Well maybe his wife gives him money or sumthn Lol. ;)
Reply:If he lives in modern times?...he will probably?...steal a few quid!... from the petty cash box?...
Reply:If u have seen " when darkness falls" then u'll know what happens :O
Reply:She doesn't loose her teeth.
Reply:HE .... doesn't have teeth ..... or a mouth for that matter ......
Reply:SHE doesn't lose teeth. Tooth fairies wear dentures!
Reply:Dearest Bill,





You were correct in assuming the Tooth fairy is a male. Obviously, these other people have no clue about such things. He actually has dentures now, after so many unfortunate flying mishaps have taken place over the years.





And for the other non-believers, here is proof that he is in fact, a he:





http://www.atlantajugglers.org/images/gh...





You are welcome





Sincerely,


Snowy


xoxo


Would the Tooth Fairy make the Weak Sisters happy if she were elected President?

Or is it hopeless with that crowd (i.e., no one will ever make them stop their whining and complaining)?

Would the Tooth Fairy make the Weak Sisters happy if she were elected President?
Only is she was named Rose Ridgeley and acted like Monica Lewinsky.
Reply:No, I don't think even the Tooth Fairy would make the whiny Republicans happy. We'll still hear the constant moaning from the perpetually groaning conservatives.


Is the tooth fairy real?

The tooth fairy is real if you believe she exists.

Is the tooth fairy real?
Nope. Our tooth fairy was my dad. We joke about how hairy the tooth fairy is. *lol*
Reply:could be.








cheers!
Reply:unfortunately its unreal
Reply:I depends on what you think! If you believe it is, then it is to you! ☺
Reply:Yes and the reason why she takes the teeth is to recycle them for new babies - she only pays when they don't have cavities. If your baby tooth has a cavity, you need to pay her to fix it for the next child.
Reply:Vicious rumor. He's straight as an arrow.
Reply:yes! the so-called dentolutionists' "theory" has never been proven! Therefore, she is real!
Reply:Absolutely, where else could that money under my pillow have come from? Not my parents - they were cheap lol
Reply:How Old Are You????











sorry kid, the tooth fairy, AND santa claus are your parents.








but u believ what you wanna believe. it all depends on basically how old are you haha
Reply:Not really.
Reply:A gay dentist.
Reply:Nope if you don't believe in those things. If you do believe in those things, yeah you can say it is real.
Reply:Yes the tooth fairy is real and so is santa. What fun would the world be if no one believed?
Reply:No, it's an old myth created decades ago. People used to make up stories about stuff because they had less entertainment than we have now.





You're parents pretend to be the tooth fairy. The just put money there while you're sleeping.
Reply:Yes child.
Reply:Well, I think the tooth fairy is "real" up to about the age of 6 years old. After that, the person who loses a tooth had better have a paper route, or a job of "some" kind.
Reply:dunno but i went to sleep last nigtht with my head under the pillow and woke this morning toothless.................................. (then i remembered i'd put them in a glass over night )
Reply:tooth fairy: your mom





Santa: your dad, uncle, or grandfather





Easter bunny: that gay man down the streat who dresses like a bunny and sells his services
Reply:I've been putting cash under my children's' pillows for years, therefore I must be the tooth fairy. (And yes, I'm real).


Does the tooth fairy exist?

I stopped beleiving in her once i saw my dad dropped his walet on my head putting money under my pillow. (He said he was the tooth fairy's helper and the tooth fairy was at the doctors)

Does the tooth fairy exist?
No dear .. it's just a story parents used to tell their children ...
Reply:i don't think it does .. sorry !
Reply:no
Reply:Yes. She lives in Smirfville.
Reply:i'm sorry........no she doesn't
Reply:No the tooth fairy is a childs magical moment that started years ago just like santa and everything else. I think WE that pay the dentist a fortune for dental work are the tooth fairies for their wallet :)
Reply:YES!!!! ofcourse she does!!!! na she doesn't but you still get money so pretend that she's real
Reply:sure-its your mom and dad
Reply:Only if you find money under your pillow instead of your tooth the next morning--and then you should thank the tooth fairy, because she is your parents.
Reply:If you believe, sure the tooth fairy exists. Just sometimes what we believe might not be exact to the truth. Meaning, WHO the tooth fairy is might be entirely different to your thinking. Believe in the tooth fairy as long as you can. Non-believing is a sign of growing up. Some things you need to hang on long as possible. Don't loose the fun and thrill of the tooth fairy coming until you absolutely have to.

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How much does the tooth fairy leave under pillows nowadays?? My daughter has just lost her first tooth!!?

Given how many there are, and that they all fall out I'd say £1 for a healthy one and 20p for a dodgy one. That way you would encourage healthy dental hygiene and blame the tooth fairy for having high standards.

How much does the tooth fairy leave under pillows nowadays?? My daughter has just lost her first tooth!!?
I only got a quarter. With inflation maybe $5? That seem like a bit much, though.
Reply:between 1 and 5 dollars
Reply:I always give my kids 10 dollars.
Reply:Im told its £5,im going to start pulling mine out and see what I can make !
Reply:Leave her the dentist bill.
Reply:it depends on how old your daughter is.


if she is fairly young a couple of bucks will be good


if she is a little older ( 10 or so )


give her $ 5
Reply:I leave , i mean the tooth fairy leaves my kids $1.00!
Reply:$1 per tooth.





Of course, in my house, the tooth fairy FORGOT to leave anything under the pillow the last time my son lost a tooth, so she came the next night with $5 and a note explaining why she hadn't been there the night before. Point is: don't forget.
Reply:I think a quarter is good.
Reply:Kids off all ages are thrilled by a buck.
Reply:When I was a kid I was given $15 for my first tooth and for the other ones $10
Reply:fill in your tax returns and we will answer your question within 6-8 weeks.id say a fiver really.
Reply:What!!!!!! Is the tooth fairy real????
Reply:£1.00 in the uk,we're not made of money!!
Reply:my friend gives a ard saying after 5 teeth her daughter gets to go to a amusement park with her parents and gets to take a friend. but her sister gives 3-4 dollars in quaters so it looks like a lot when its enough for a little kid
Reply:I always went to the bank and got a shiny new silver dollar
Reply:For the first tooth, it's $5 and $1 a tooth after that. Also, don't forget fairy dust!! When my daughter lost her first tooth, my mother-in-law took one of her dolls, wet her foot, put it in glitter and "walked" up the bed to the pillow. It was a pain to wash but the look on my daughter's face when she saw the tooth fairy had been there was well worth it.
Reply:Give her lots of small change so she can't figure out how much she got.
Reply:i always got $5 so $5 i guess
Reply:well im sure when we were all young we got like a nickel or a quarter but im a pre-school teacher and all i hear is that the tooth fairy is dropin fives now! must be nice i think im gana start knockin my own teeth out just for gas money!!! ha
Reply:I always got $2. Depending on age I think that's pretty reasonable. Oh yes and I also always got a pack of sugarless gum. :-)
Reply:£1 in England that's enough
Reply:My kids always get $2.00.
Reply:Don't overdo it - the coin should be small in size while reasonable in value - in the UK £1 is probably about right . It was 5p in my day!
Reply:I still only give a quarter, 25cents. I think it is the idea not the amount that counts and the idea is that you are recognizing the child going through another stage towards maturity. My son knows the truth about the tooth fairy and I still give him the quarter. Sometimes he has to remind me.





and to answer you second question... Yes a buck is a one dollar bill.
Reply:i would say a pound....inflation and all that


Santa Clause, Tooth fairy,Easter Bunny,God, all this this dont exist but why do people continue to accept it?

Most people just go along with things rather than questioning . I have explained to many devout Christians the Pagan origins of Santa Clause, the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny, and yet they continue to use these symbols which go directly against the true meaning of their bible. Everyone else is doing it, and it's easier to just go along.





Some will argue that they do it because it's fun, or because kids enjoy it, or they teach a moral lesson. These are just excuses which allow us to avoid taking personal responsibility.





Most Germans are good and decent people, and yet they allowed the Holocaust to happen. Most Muslims are good and decent people, and yet many are willing to support hatred and violence. It's all a part of the same group psychology.





It takes great strength of character to live a life true to one's beliefs, and too few people are willing to do that.

Santa Clause, Tooth fairy,Easter Bunny,God, all this this dont exist but why do people continue to accept it?
I'm a mom... Here's my answer, as a mom of 2 (7 and 12)





We continue accepting it because it's part of our Society, but also because it gives a reason to kids to do things right.





Santa Claus: if you're good all year, you'll get presents. We know they will receive present anyway, but sometimes, they don't. For the kids, it's something they're waiting for, for us, parents, it's something we can use to shut them up or stuff like that.





Tooth Fairy: this is probably the one I think doesn't fit so well. It's an excuse to give your kids some dollars... But it's also a way to thrown the tooth/teeth to the garbage. I remember when my oldest lost her first one. She wanted to keep it, then she wanted to keep them all...





Easter Bunny: it's for kids essentially. I don't know where it comes from exactly, but I know it's fun.





God: I won't comment on God since there are too much point of views on that. If you don't believe in God, it's your problem.





If you want a more scientific answer to your question, I suggest you search for the history of those "characters"


How much is the tooth fairy paying for teeth these days?

He'll tell you anything to get that tooth, but I don't know that he'll actually deliver on his promises.

How much is the tooth fairy paying for teeth these days?
You really meant the tooth fairy dude? I thought you meant god and souls. A buck a tooth, dude! Report It

Reply:I thought god hates fairies.


He hates so many things and people it's hard to keep track.
Reply:Ask Jesus
Reply:tooth fairy?? i never got anything 4 my teeth?!?! i've been ripped off!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:Are you asking this question to question the existence of our lord and saviour.... the tooth fairy???????





May your teeth stay in for the vast majority of your life.


Amen.
Reply:Five cents a tooth... Damn economy...


Does da tooth fairy only leave money under ur pillow?

nope...my mom does...who else would b so cheap...25 cents for 3 teeths!! ugh

Does da tooth fairy only leave money under ur pillow?
Supposedly, I NEVER heard of the tooth fairy leaving it anywhere else.
Reply:I don't really know what to say here, but I'll go with a "no" and leave it at that.

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Is the tooth Fairy retired?

Just wondering!

Is the tooth Fairy retired?
Inflation caused the Tooth Fairy to retire. Kids are not excited to find a dime under their pillow, so they demanded more money and the TF can't afford it!
Reply:no she never existed
Reply:No but she is being sued by the dentured elderly for ageism because she cuts people off at a certain age...
Reply:Just STOP alright!
Reply:she was already retired when she started collecting teeth, she didn't have any you see


....it was her favourite pastime, and now with a full mouth of shiny white teeth she sells all the other ones the kiddies are kind enough to give her on ebay





one of the richest women in the world!!!





haha :)
Reply:It depends , if you believe in the tooth fairy or not. if you dont then this is a strange question to ask because you think he/she is unreal.





if you think they do exist then:





either your too old


or you told someone you dont believe in them





both of these things STOP the tooth fairy coming.





But i dont think the tooth fairy can retire i always though the tooth fairy didnt get older.








this is what my parents told me.


one of them you cant control.
Reply:We haven't needed her for a few months. I hope not or I have an 11 yr old whose been working really hard at 2 teeth who will be really dissappointed!


Hope this helps!
Reply:No! She and Tinkerbell opened up a travel agency specializing in package deals to 'Never Never Land'.
Reply:the tooth fairy is now helping the easter bunny make toys for santa





she had to file bankruptcy


Santa, Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny...?

I was raised to believe in these things. Whenever I found out they weren't real, I felt like a fool. I don't want my daughter to go through the same thing. I think that I don't want to instill those lies into her. I need advice from people who are raising their child(ren) in a like manner. How did you go about celebrating holidays without elaborating on those mythological creatures? Did your kids seemed bothered that they didn't believe the same as other kids in school, or did they appreciate the truth?





I don't want to ruin her childhood by possibly "making her a cynic", as my mom says. I also don't want to lie to her. People say it's all for fun, it's really just a lie, and I want to always be as honest with my daughter as possible.





Thanks for all answers.

Santa, Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny...?
You asked about people who are raising their children in a like manner. My husband and I are. We never told our children (be good because Santa is watching). We told them that Santa and all of the other fairies and magical creatures are stories that are fun to listen to. They have pictures sitting on Santa's lap, but they never told him what they wanted.





Yes, they have seen the cartoons and the movies. However, they never believed they were real. In fact, one of my sons, they are 15 now, asked me if children don't wonder about the inconsistencies they see when they watch three different stories about the origin of Santa.





We are not perfect. However, in this house Christmas is the celebration of the birth of Christ. Thanksgiving is for giving thanks to God. Resurrection Sunday is to celebrate the Risen Savior, Jesus Christ. We try to make that our goal in our decorations, celebrations, and traditions.
Reply:if you dont raise your child to believe in these things, a friend at school will... dont rob your baby of the great american traditions and stories. when i found out they werent real, it made more sense to me... they will be fine.
Reply:I don't think you should have felt like a fool when you found out they werent' real. Parents work hard to make them seem real to their children.
Reply:When I found out the truth, I was relieved because it really freaked me out to think strange people and overgrown animals were walking around my house at night....it didn't seem normal to me. With my own kids I never made a big thing about any of them. They heard about them at school, read in books, saw on tele etc and I just let them form their own opinions. Funnily enough they all worked it out before too long. I get 20c for my tooth - A got $1, B got $20 (I kid you not). A got a tv set, B got a bike - I got a couple of matchbox cars.
Reply:Well if anything else you can explain to her what they really are- myth.





And you can explain to her why they're myths and what they represent. And why folks like to believe in them.





And most importantly- what kind of an edge this gives her when it comes to seperating fools from their money. (Jesus on a grilled cheese sandwich, etc.).
Reply:Its my opinion that adults are trying to take being a kid out of being a kid. You are talking about a child why shouldn't she be able to imagine a big bunny or get a tooth fairy quarter? I can't believe you'll never lie to your child. It happens, fantasy is not a lie its magic and fun. Sorry you are being a cynic. Let a kid be a kid that's what wrong with society today too many adults worrying about the wrong things.
Reply:My parents didn't play these games with me; they told me the truth. But the truth is that what these things represent are beautiful concepts, and you can appreciate that beauty without having to lie about physical reality of these imaginary beings!
Reply:believing in these thngs is part of the majic of childhood. it is much more exciting for the tooth fairy to come then to hand a tooth over to mom. it isn't really lying...it is story telling. do u point out every thing that isn't really real in kid's movies and cartoons?
Reply:We let our kids call the shots on this one. We never told them they were real we just went along with it and when they got older and asked then we told them the truth some of my sons friends are still at that age of believing and he doesn't say or do anything to ruin it for them although he knows mommy and daddy are the ones that leave the treats.





Since you are just trying to be honest and open with your daughter just tell her that although she knows the truth a lot of kids dont and for them it is fun so let it be your secret for now, and as far as celebrating the holiday instead of leaving money from the toothfairy or a gift from santa just get her something special from you.
Reply:My kids believed until they were about 7 in Santa, actually they probably lied to keep me happy. But as a kid you want to believe in ghosts and ghouls and Santa and Jack Frost, even half heartedly it's fun to be in a magical world for a while.
Reply:I told my co-worker that I'm not telling my daughter that Santa Claus is real because she might not believe Jesus is real either. My co-worker literally got mad at me and said it's nothing wrong with it and she's going to ruin it for the other kids at school. I cannot help it if other parents want to lie to their children.


I never believed in Santa because I have an older sister, when my sister found out Santa wasn't real she got mad and therefore I never had the opportunity, but I loved that story twas the night before x-mas, I love the fantasy and the imagination of that story. Christmas was never ruined for me and I was not a "cynic", just a little kid who knew her parents spent a lot at x-mas time.
Reply:somebody eventually will tell them. at school, playground, neighbors kids and so on. they would think about it and in a moment, when they ask you about it, tell them the truth lets say, they will believe it for a little longer while, let them use their fantasy, childhood is in many ways based on it...fantasies have no boundaries. don´t feel guilty about it, their questions about all these characters will come sooner, then you might think.
Reply:I don't know any kid that felt like a fool after finding out..unless of course they were 13 year old when they found out. Fantasy for a young child is healthy and nobody ever had issues as an adult when they found out the Easter Bunny was really Mom.
Reply:every holiday, we remind our kids of the real meaning behind those holidays, but we also let them have fun with the idea of santa and the easter bunny---they know they're not real, and it's okay with them....it's still magical to think it is. they're young (5 and 3), so they'll probably never go to school thinking that we duped them.....hopefully not ruining it for the other kids, either ;)





as for the tooth fairy.....hmmmm....i don't know. i'm still traumatized from the time i found all my baby teeth in a sucrets box......i'll have to think of something too! now i'll be watching for your other answers ;)
Reply:These things are traditions that make a childhood magical. Why any parent would want to deprive their child of that fun is beyond me.





As far as a child being upset when they find out these things are not real, it's all in how the parent handles it that will affect how the child feels about it. My older 3 boys know Santa is not real. When I told them about it (when they asked), I told them he WAS real. St Nicholas was a real man who loved to make and share toys with all the children in his village. When he died everyone felt like they needed to keep his spirit and the spirit of giving alive by creating the magical story of Santa Clause. While many people don't believe, even some adults still have fun "believing".





I mean who didn't cry at the end of the movie "The Polar Express"? It is all so magical. Let them be kids and let them believe. It gives them something fun to believe in. Then when they are old enough to ask you be honest and tell them straight up. You tell them now that they know, they get to be part of the magic as well. They now get to help keep the magic alive for younger sibblings or friends who still believe.





My youngest is 8 and still believes. I'm sure it won't be long until he hears it at school from some other kid and then I will be honest with him and we will continue still to "believe" and enjoy the spirit of giving.





when my older boys found out about the tooth fairy, they cracked up laughing. They thought it was the funniest thing that I was the tooth fairy.





When they found out about the easter bunny they were soooo upset....NOT, they asked "will we still get baskets?" That was all they cared about. They didn't care where they came from LOL actually they were pleased with themselves for figuring it out like little detectives. I had gone shopping for Easter stuff and left it in the car and had planned to bring it in after they went to school. Problem was, they missed the bus that next day and as we were in a hurry they piled into the car and saw all the easter stuff. It only took them a few seconds to put it all together and my middle son yelled "aaahhaaa! YOU'RE the Easter Bunny!" LOL they cracked up laughing and my oldest said "now that we know can we have our stuff now?" lmao I told them NO we have to keep the spirit alive for the youngest!
Reply:i found out santa wasn't real the day i saw my aunty riding my chirstmas present (bike) down the drive way the night before christmas. my siblings and i were all peeking out the window and we roared with laughter.


it was so funny to see, we loved it.





i think feeling like a fool for believing in a childhood myth says a lot about how you were meant to feel by a joke or a trick. if you teach your child that being fooled can be enjoyable and be fun, she will be more adjusted and handle it better then that.
Reply:They aren't a lie. They are a surprise party. Nothing wrong with someone lovingly, anonymously, doing nice things for you.
Reply:My wife and I dont tell our children that these characters are real but that they are cartoon characters just like Mickey or Shrek. I did grow up with parents who pushed it on me and in fact the idea of "if you dont believe you dont recieve" at Christmas was instilled in us. I spend MY money on my kids gifts and I want them to be able to thank Me and my Wife for them. Besides I want them to know the REAL reason for these holidays and that is not santa or the easter bunny. We generally try to not lie to our kids.
Reply:alright,,let me ask you a question,,,do you read fairy tales to your daughter? or does she watch cartoons or childrens t.v. shows,,Blues Clues, Sesame Street? if you are thinking that if you set her on Santa's lap in the mall at christmas time,or leave her teeth under the pillow for the tooth fairy is lying to her about these things being for real,,then isn't the same thing as allowing her to believe that canaries can grow to be 8 ft tall and can walk and talk and sing,,or that dogs can be born blue?it's called natural creativity and a colorful imagination,and children need these things to grow to be smart and active adults...if she sits and draws you a picture,,and she draws a fish that can fly are you going to sit her down and explain to her that fish can't fly? or are you going to allow her childish mind to grow and nurture her colorful and wonderful imagination?Santa,the tooth fairy,the Easter bunny, Big Bird, Elmo,Blue Dogs, flying fish they are all wonderful,colorful and magical things,,,do you really want to be resonsible for taking all the magic and wonder of being a child away from her? As my daughter started growing up and could understand more then i would explain the holidays a little better to her..it is important that she know what the reality is,,but not when she is small and inocent,,let her enjoy the magic of it all,,life as you grow up is so hard,,and when your a child magic and imagination is so sweet....
Reply:Well, I can't even remember finding out. Its like I went from beleiveing to just not beleiving, no real ill effect.





We are pretty much going with those ideas because ours learns about them at school. So she comes home all excited that they colored the easter bunny at school, or watched movies with santa in them.





I think if you decide to celebrate with out the myths, just try to explain to them the real meaning of the holiday. Easter for us isn't a big holiday, so we kinda avoid the whole bunny idea. So I told ours that the reason we celebrate Easter with little bunnies and chicks etc is because in spring all the animals have little babies, and we are celebrating spring time and babies. (were also not religious if you can't tell).





Thats the best I can say. Good luck. And don't forget too, you might get some angry phone calls when she gets into school unless you teach her not to tell other children they don't exist.
Reply:I never felt like I'd been lied to or fooled. I loved believing in those things, when I was old enough and the truth was explained to me, my parents told me and made me feel like a big kid because I was old enough to know a "secret" and couldn't tell others.
Reply:The Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, and especially Santa Claus are part of the magic of being a child. The way I see it, kids will have enough time to worry about the reality of everything when they're older. Why not let them enjoy the simple, innocent, fun things for as long as possible.
Reply:I have never raised my children to believe in these things. I dont feel its right to lie to them.





I explained the concept behind Santa; there use to be a man that went door to door giving poor children gifts. So now people try to hold on to that tradition. We have Jesus gifts at Christmas, not Santa.





The tooth Fairy/Easter Bunny; I never wasted my time with this one.


We do have Easter Baskets for the kids, but they know its from us. More importantly we explain what Easter is and the gifts are from God, as his Son was a gift to us.


Has tooth fairy made christian nations wealthy?

Well no, they don't believe in nonsensical fictional figures. They only believe in an all powerful being that we have no proof of. He supposedly made us and everything, he has total power, and is responsible for everything. Now doesn't that just make the tooth fairy sound silly.

Has tooth fairy made christian nations wealthy?
The tooth fairy is not a Christian figure.








Also, no.
Reply:Oh come on! You still believe in the tooth fairy? What are you 6 years old?!
Reply::D are all christian nations wealthy though? :S
Reply:The tooth fairy never made anyone rich. I remember getting a quarter for a lost tooth. It's up to a dollar now, but who can get rich on that!
Reply:i can tell you have no teeth, a grown guy or gal selling his last human teeth for a few extra bucks .....:(( so sad mafriend
Reply:Umm are you stupid or just seriously whacked out? Where do you come up with these stupid questions?





Do us a favor and take a vow of silence.
Reply:No, she has not. First of all, the Tooth Fairy doesn't discriminate against religions or nationalities.





She's made herself poorer giving money to the poor suckers who's teeth have fallen out. It's like tooth-welfare!
Reply:It's possible! A lot of fairies have brought a lot of wealth to San Francisco
Reply:The Christian nations had the biggest military. Over the course of the last 1500 years or so, to the victors went the spoils.
Reply:Not Christians - merely Dentists from unwanted teeth.


The tooth fairy left me some ketchup and soy sauce packets, plus a coupon for $10.95 off an oil change....?

Is this the way things must be from now on?

The tooth fairy left me some ketchup and soy sauce packets, plus a coupon for $10.95 off an oil change....?
Lucky you. The bit c h just took my tooth and left me a wet spot on my pillow.
Reply:i think it is id like to have a ketchup packet to use when i need it
Reply:i think shell leave you a can of tuna and some pickles...if u give her one minus the cavity
Reply:right?





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Reply:You're still losing teeth?!
Reply:thats funny do you still have any teeth left?
Reply:all i got was a sweaty jock strap
Reply:Geez, has the recession hit the Tooth Fairy too?? I guess she's not getting much for those teeth on eBay anymore, huh? lol
Reply:sure....








at least you got something








THE TOOTH FAIRY





just jumped me fo me tooth





I HATE HER..(or him)....!!!1














( i love Dr. Who)...by the way...
Reply:guess so!!!
Reply:Does the tooth fairy work at 7/11?
Reply:Perhaps next time you will get a coupon for discounts at...The Gap.





Bad, bad dental reference. Sorry, I am long in the tooth, after all.





Bwaa Haa Haaa!!!!
Reply:Sounds like she's outsourcing to people from the Third World.





AGAIN.
Reply:Well it's more than I got. All she left me was another snow shovel and a couple more feet of snow. Oh wait a minute, that wasn't the tooth fairy, that was "old man winter". Can't keep these characters straight in mind anymore.( p.s. I'll swap you a jar of dill pickles for the oil change)
Reply:Are you sure it was a tooth under your pillow and not just one of your milk-bolts?





Never mind, in a few months it will be Easter and the Easter Bunny might leave you an new Exterminator voicebox. Failing that, Mr Hawking might put one of his old ones on E-bay.
Reply:Wow! I wish MY mother loved me that much!

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Is Tooth Fairy real? Will she give me a lot of dollars?

Only if you are age 6-9years will the tooth fairy leave you ££

Is Tooth Fairy real? Will she give me a lot of dollars?
my Daughter lost a tooth yesterday, and put it under her pillow and got mad this morning when all she found was 2 dollars.
Reply:she should...i'm not going to tell you what she " gave " me last night


DO YOU THINK the TOOTH FAiRY IS BEING NICE OR?

did she just figured out a way of getting replacement teeth without spending $$$$ for her dentures/implants?





i think she is just cheap like that

DO YOU THINK the TOOTH FAiRY IS BEING NICE OR?
Cheap! When I was a kid we only got a dime for a tooth. Last week my granddaughter has a visit from the tooth fairy and she got $5.





Ain't nothing cheap about that! I am thinking of pulling my teeth and putting them under my pillow. How much you think I could get for some well used slightly damaged teeth? LOL!!
Reply:a tooth goes anywhere from $10-25 on the black market. So she has a pretty lucrative business going.
Reply:Exactly I mean one time I lost two teeth and I only got fitty cents. She could easily shove those in her mouth without paying the dentist a lot
Reply:The economy is in a shambles and too many teeth are lost from tooth decay..she hates picking up rotted teeth..
Reply:Hey back off. My kids all know I am the tooth fairy. You want me to unleash the flying monkeys on you?





PS. I still have my teeth.


The tooth fairy forgot to leave $$, how do we explain this to little kimmy?

we need to have an answer tonight before we get home from work!!

The tooth fairy forgot to leave $$, how do we explain this to little kimmy?
The tooth fairy didn't leave money because, she had to go to Santa Clause's house for milk and cookies. It was the Easter Bunnie's turn to buy the milk and cookies, but the bunny forgot to bring his money so, the tooth Fairy had to spend her money on the snacks. But don't worry, the Tooth Fairy will come back 2 nights from now.
Reply:That the tooth fairy just hasn't made it to your house yet because she's really busy and will probably come tonight
Reply:tell him that somtimes the tooth fairy gets too busy, tell him to put it under his pilow tonight and try again
Reply:did tooth fairy take the tooth?


if not she was over booked or couldn't find the tooth


or she was on vacation?


maybe she was out of money and had to come back tonight
Reply:tell kimmy that where there is so many kids in the world loosing teeth that sometimes it takes the toothfairy a little while longer to get to her house. let her know to leave it under her pillow and when the toothfairy gets to her neighborhood she will be sure to leave her money and maybe a little more because she took so long.
Reply:The tooth fairy was very busy last night and because she was late she will bring a gift along with some money Hope that helps
Reply:i would just get him something from the store and tell him that on the way home from work, you seen the tooth fairy, and she gave you a toy to give to your child, and tell him that she was busy and on spring break! lololol
Reply:It might be a good time to introduce her to the concept of TIME VALUE OF MONEY. Throw in an extra $$ and tell her the tooth fairy had to pay interest.





Don't tell her she got bumped by other kids, that will make her feel less important. But if the whole interest idea didn't feel right, you might say Dumbo lost one of his teeth and all the tooth fairies had to pitch in and team up to carry it. And they were at it all night.
Reply:Just tell little Kimmy that the tooth fairy was very busy last night or what ever night it was forgotten on... and she should be there 2 night...
Reply:you talked to the tooth fairy and she didnt find the tooth under the pillow and didnt want to wake your daughter. Then tell her she said she is coming tonight and to look for the money in the morning





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Reply:If the toothfairy forgot to leave money, does that mean the toothfairy still took the tooth. If Kimmy still is "little" explain the tooth fairy was busy, but needed the tooth. Put the money under her pillow tonight, along with a small present.


Good luck!


Annabelle.
Reply:she's too tired but will get it to you as soon as possible
Reply:The toothfairy ran out of money in her pocket and by the she got back the child was already awake and will come another night just save the tooth.
Reply:U can do 2 things:


1 lie and say the tooth fairy was too busy





2 why did u lie in the first place? Tell your child the truth. If you would have told the truth in the first place u wouldn't be in this situation.
Reply:tell her she had the flue and she'll send it through the mail.
Reply:say shell come tonight if you hide it somewhere (that you know)and shell leave twice the money because she forgot the first time.
Reply:tooth fairy is listed here try it


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Reply:You received excellent answers, I would just be repeating.
Reply:Been thee done that...oops


I told my little one I forgot to call her So I went to the phone and acted like I phoned her to come that night.


The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell their body parts for money, I blame her for prostitution?

yep and i blame the easter bunny for obesity in children


and father christmas for selfishness and a materialist society where no one helps anyone


xox

The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell their body parts for money, I blame her for prostitution?
Can I sign your petition?
Reply:YOU are seriously mentally disturbed. THE TOOTH FAIRY DOESNT EVEN EXIST
Reply:you have a point there,,
Reply:HAHAHA G1
Reply:your question is sexist -- how you you know the tooth fairy is a "her"?
Reply:Cool i'm gonna call her pimp fairy from now on then
Reply:Prostitution isn't selling body parts though is it? Unless it's changed, and men now pay to take away your fanny, and not just ride on it for a few seconds!?





Maybe she is to blame for people selling their kidney's for drugs....but I doubt she is actually to blame for anything. If you're a prostitute, it's no body's fault but your own!
Reply:an eye for an eye a tooth for a tooth.....
Reply:Well I never thought of it that way before...but i think that is dumb and not what little kids think about.
Reply:no, correction, the toothfairy teaches nothing it is the parents who teaches their children that for those who believe in telling their children that there is a tooth fairy. doofus!
Reply:Perhaps not prostitution, as you are not exactly giving chunks of yourself away. It might fuel the black market in organ donation for cash though...
Reply:I like the way you think.
Reply:weirdo
Reply:really....i,ve never seen a toothless prostitute...what do they call em ..suckers...lol..bri
Reply:I was going to answer this with:





That's why I've got false teeth and a sore fanny.





But, that's way too rude, so that's not my answer. LOL
Reply:so are all parents technically pimps
Reply:The children are thought that the tooth fairy will collect their teeth and put money under their pillow or something like that and that doesn’t mean that the children can put any part of their body under their pillow to get money for it..... That’s why they call it “TOOTHFAIRY”
Reply:Hilarious man! I agree!
Reply:this is not news to me





you shouldve seen what i used to do with the tooth fairy.......
Reply:u know what your right id sell my self for 50p lol
Reply:Baby!
Reply:LOL!! thats awsome!.. I support your cause!! the tooth fairy is the problem!!~bay~
Reply:Shame on you, just as well the tooth fairy cant read this.





Shes at the DENTIST.
Reply:I am sure that she is not to blame for this but I do agree that we have mixed messages here......same as santa, easter bunny etc we teach stranger danger and then incourage them to interact with these total strangers

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What DOES the tooth fairy do with all the teeth she collects, anyway?

grinds them up to make new teeth. Where do you think toddlers teeth come from? Fairy magic.

What DOES the tooth fairy do with all the teeth she collects, anyway?
makes pie


or dentures


or gives it to the poor orphaned toothless children
Reply:makes tiny little pianos,,,,,,,,,
Reply:She turns them in to diamonds.
Reply:Sells them to catholic priests. What they do with them, god only knows. (pardon the pun)
Reply:builds a very toothsome palace for herself and her boyfriend, the easter bunny
Reply:she sells them on ebay.lol.
Reply:she eats them !
Reply:She's been working on a fancy patio for her pool for the past millennium and it's made up of pearly baby teeth. LOL
Reply:ever heard of calcium fortified orange juice? or milk?


she's also been known to make generic calcium tablets.
Reply:e-bay. she sells em on e-bay.
Reply:Strings them as jewelry like pearls and gives them away as door prizes at haunting parties
Reply:She probably makes dentures out of them or sells them for a profit.
Reply:Teeth can be used as suppositories. Shove them up ur a** and you will grow a second brain.
Reply:Trades them for crack
Reply:She takes them to the tooth recycling place and gets money for them. That's how she can afford to pay for them.
Reply:She donates them to ex-hockey players, and homeless people.
Reply:She delivers them to Alabama, Arkansas and the like.
Reply:Use them for keeping gentic records of everybody.
Reply:HE takes them, to make a new type of fuel for his intergalactic mazda miada RX-8
Reply:I was told by a neighbor when I was a kid that she takes them to the dentist which is how he makes false teeth.
Reply:Good Question. in some culturtures the baby teeth were use as charms . there is wiapeeka dictionary giving some examples of this.


My mother keeps mine in a plastic container. might bury them with her or me.
Reply:she polishes them and makes quite fashionable cufflinks for warlocks. She sells them for about 5,000 a pair. so she's turning quite a nice profit.
Reply:Well, of course, the tooth fairy builds the most wonderful creative playgrounds for all the children who need fun, out of those beautiful sparkly white toothy bricks. You can dream about this if you choose.
Reply:Just tell your kids something cute and they will smile! Hey, I told the kids that the tooth fairy took them away so they would have room for the new grown-up teeth grow in! But as long as you keep it cute, they will appreciate it...
Reply:A fairy that old needs new dentures every week. (^_^)
Reply:Origins


The Tooth Fairy calls upon the European folklore of House Elves or Brownies who will often perform useful tasks or exchange valuable treasures for things humans view as mundane or useless.





Cultural historians say that superstition has always surrounded teeth and these valuable tokens have been used to ward off witches and demons in the past. Vikings were even supposed to give kids a "tooth fee" for using children's teeth.





In a variety of primitive cultures, the shedding of the first baby tooth became a kind of ritual. This rite of passage has been documented numerous ways. Many of these ceremonies included verbal incantations and wishes, along with actions. Variations on this custom were most likely passed along through oral communication.





The most commonly accepted belief by academics is the fairy's development from the tooth mouse, depicted in an 18th century French language fairy tale. In "La Bonne Petite Souris," a mouse changes into a fairy to help a good Queen defeat an evil King by hiding under his pillow to torment him and knocking out all his teeth. Also, in Europe, baby teeth used to be fed to rodents and other animals in the hopes of getting sharper, more rodent-like, teeth in the future.[citation needed]





This combination of ancient international traditions has evolved into one that is distinct in the United States. Folklorist Tad Tuleja suggests three factors that have turned this folk belief into a national custom: postwar affluence, a child-directed family culture, and media encouragement.





Pioneering scholar Rosemary Wells, a former professor at the Northwestern University Dental School, found archival evidence that supports the origin of different tooth fairies in the United States around 1900, but the first written reference to one specific symbol in American literature did not appear until the 1949 book, "The Tooth Fairy" by Lee Rothgow. Considered the world's tooth fairy expert, Dr. Wells even created the Tooth Fairy Museum in 1993 in her hometown of Deerfield, Illinois. But according to the local library, it evaporated after her death when her husband liquidated all her memorabilia.





In some Asian countries, such as Japan and Korea, when a child loses a tooth the usual custom is that he or she should throw it onto the roof if it came from the lower jaw, or into the space beneath the floor if it came from the upper jaw. While doing this, the child shouts a request for the tooth to be replaced with the tooth of a mouse. This tradition is based on the fact that mice's teeth go on growing for their whole life. The similarity to Western traditions about mice and teeth is a coincidence.


What does the tooth fairy do with all the teeth she takes away?

Is it true she builds houses with them?

What does the tooth fairy do with all the teeth she takes away?
She makes necklaces
Reply:No, they are just in a big pile.
Reply:she makes her castle duh.
Reply:she wears them herself!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:she sends them up into the sky and they become stars....duhhh!
Reply:yes, that is what i believe
Reply:recycles them
Reply:She has a village. The teeth are like bricks. Very valuable. hah
Reply:I kept a few in envelope, kind of a bizarre souvenir of when the kids were young. The rest go in the garbage...
Reply:she puts them under her pillow so she can get some money..
Reply:Where do all those teeth come from used in dentures...lol





(i know they are synthetic, I'm not stupid..)
Reply:Makes dentures to sell to dentists so they can sell them back to us for an inflated price. Yep, the Tooth Fairy is an evil capitalist.








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Reply:The truth is, the tooth fairy is very old and ugly, and she has a lot of missing teeth, so she gathers them from little kids, and whenever she finds the right one she installs it into her mouth, ewww
Reply:The dirty little secret is that she turns around and sells the teeth to companies that make dentures for a huge profit. And because it is a business, she can deduct the pittance she does give to the kids as a business expense.
Reply:No the fairy gives it to the really old people.
Reply:She has a contract with the Denture Fairy and he makes dentures out of them.
Reply:Just as Esop has fables (stories for kids) this tooth fairy story is shared with kids to start them saving money and to feel good about doing one exchange for another. Actually the parents take the tooth and put the money there under the child's pillow as a reward. Some parents like to keep the child's teeth and first hard soled shoes for good luck (and as good memories of their child and their child's growth), just like they keep a baby book.





No the tooth fairy does not build houses with them.


If you haven't read the stories of Esops Fables, go and look them up on the net.
Reply:I never found out is there a lengthy story based on the tooth fairy i have never heard it before really!i shall stick around to find out though - thanks!
Reply:She sells them to dentists so they can make dentures, lol.
Reply:She puts them all in Julia Roberts' mouth. Have you seen her horse teeth? Sheesh!!
Reply:no she sells them to denture companies
Reply:she sells them to the dentists' illegal market ;)
Reply:she makes necklaces and sells them to sharks and bears as suveniers.


 
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