What's the going rate for the tooth fairy these days?

My kids are a bit old for it now, but I just got curious after I read the following joke:





ELDERLY:





While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"

What's the going rate for the tooth fairy these days?
Well the tooth fairy is very kind in this house we get $4 a tooth
Reply:My kids get a dollar
Reply:Ha...cute joke!





I'll say around $19.95 per tooth...damn inflation.





JK!
Reply:aha.. i guess you could make a few grand off of those.
Reply:haha cute joke... i used to get around 2 dollars.... but that was about 5 years ago =[
Reply:Cute Joke, as for the tooth fairy, I haven't seen her in a while but with inflation now days, I would guess it could be $5.00 a tooth.
Reply:a dollar a tooth