Does the Tooth Fairy make a profit?

Explain why or why not. And I'm a CPA, so no BS. I know my stuff.

Does the Tooth Fairy make a profit?
Tooth Fairy keeps buying teeth at ridiculous prices and burning through the cash like there's no tomorrow. The profit side of the business is grim, as most large-scale tooth suppliers are out of business by now.





It's only time before investors start questioning squandering corporate resources, and tooth fairy will end up in the same cell as heads of Enron and MCI Worldcomm.
Reply:No, the Tooth-Fairy is a not-for-profit fictional organization.
Reply:I don't know let me go ask Santa real quick.
Reply:The tooth fairy is a non-profit 501 (c) 3 organization so any monies made are for charitable purposes only.





Thanks.
Reply:ya your tooth thats all it wants. dont ya wonder what she needs all those teeth for????
Reply:a lot, she'll sell your teeth in the black market
Reply:tooth fairy sells the teeth to denture companies,Thats common knowledge dude.
Reply:She isn't real. Get a life.
Reply:no i dont think so i think they just like teeths
Reply:Actually I think she does... that smile in the morning is priceless!!





Priceless - $2 dollars = Priceless
Reply:Ummm, since you are educated, I thought I'd let you in on some knowledge most adults already know, there is NO tooth fairy, so she doesn't make a profit.
Reply:If you want to get real technical, then the profit depends on the parents tax returns. If they made a profit that year, then yes, the tooth fairy made a profit.
Reply:He's got to. I mean to keep collecting old decayed teeth and give money for them. He's got to be doing something with them to make money off of them. Maybe, he's melting them down to powder form and selling it on the streets as fairy dust, a new drug. People will snort, inhale, inject, or smoke almost anything now days.
Reply:LOL, of course i make a profit! i woudln't do it if i weren't! i sell the used teeth on ebay.
Reply:the tooth fairy is a non-profit organization....but for sure not an EOE, because only women need apply....the reason she is non profit is as follows....lots of overhead.... gas prices are soaring.....all those cute white dresses and matching shoes she has to buy and just think of all the danger she goes through just to go sell the teeth in the hood....i imagine she needs an updated gun for that trip..and don't forget the caffiene costs for having to stay up all those odd hours....
Reply:ok crazy porno auditor CPA, the tooth fairy make hella loot, and when yo' shyts fall out, she'll have even more bank.





BS- Banana Sandwiches
Reply:Yes they make tons. After college next year I'm joining.

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