Saturday, May 15, 2010

If little kids have the tooth fairy?

Shouldn't neutered dogs get a Testicle fairy?

If little kids have the tooth fairy?
ROFLMAO... How does your mind work, Dude??? ...answer - yes (male cats,too)...
Reply:I almost forgot one... What about my old hair stylist who was born a he and surgically became a she??? Report It

Reply:LOL! Yes, I think that they should.
Reply:do his nutz have to go under MY pillow? eww
Reply:why didn't we think of this before???? fabulous idea
Reply:Hmmm...where does that put guys with vasectomies and women with hysterectomies?? This could get complicated...what about apendectomies...
Reply:Why do dogs lick their testicles - because they can !
Reply:If that happens does that mean you would get a Fairy fairy?
Reply:Awww, that's just so sweet. Can they have an ovary fairy too?
Reply:I guess married men need the testicle fairy too
Reply:ya! i think they deserve it XD
Reply:He already keeps his balls under his pillow.
Reply:There must be something in the water where you're at...how do you come up with this stuff??
Reply:Yes, they are called neuticals--implants for dogs. Kinda like false teeth for old men.......LOL





I'm serious though.
Reply:Hmmmm,,,,,,I'm gonna have to bone up on this one !! LOL !!
Reply:lmao they leave bones under the doggie bed
Reply:I think the real question should be





Does the Humane Society have any links to the burger industry?
Reply:"They do. You see, neutered dogs who have lost their," Glaviston said before being interrupted by a concession vendor.





"Nuts, get your nuts! Fresh, hot, salty nuts," claimed the vendor.





"Sorry about the interruptions, but like I was saying, when a dog loses his...."





"Balls! Big, hefty, bouncy, wonderful balls," cried a door to door children's toy salesperson.





“I don’t know how they are getting in here,” continued Glaviston. “Now as I was saying, when a dog loses his….”





“Jewels! Big round uncut jewels!” claimed a travelling jeweler.





“Who sells jewels door to door?” Glaviston asked sincerely. “Now, when a dog looses his….”





“Lowhanging baby-batter-slingers for sale!”





“Say what,” Glaviston asked, getting quite irritated.





“Slow changing gear, baby-sized batter beaters for sale,” said the freestanding mixer sales representative.





“Won’t you guys get out of there? NOW, when a dog loses his….”





“Joy juice squirters here, get your joy juice squirters!”





“Oh, I give up,” Glaviston relented brokenheartedly.


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