How does the tooth fairy determine how much money to give you?

I buying these expensive tooth substitutes to put under my pillow, since I stopped losing my teeth 6 years ago. Now I don't get any money. WHY????? AND SANTA DOESNT COME ANYMORE!!! NOOO!! MY LIFE IS MEANINGLESS!!!! Could you pass me the tissues?hoohaa

How does the tooth fairy determine how much money to give you?
SIZE! COLOR! FREQUENCY!
Reply:hey, its no problemo! Report It

Reply:Wow...
Reply:there, there, It'll be alright. If you get hard pressed enough for money, you could always rob a bank.
Reply:try helping around the house. housekeeping elves pay....
Reply:how old r u?????? the tooth fairy dont exsist!!
Reply:save the teeth because when you get older you may need them
Reply:I am actually speechless. Santa and the tooth fairy in one question. How old are you by the way?
Reply:DIDNT YOU HEAR....the tooth fairy retired about 5 years ago. She said in a press conference that she had gathered so many teeth over the years that she was now able to build her a house outta teeth.





Tradically that same year Santa Clause was out delivering presents to all the good little boys and girls. As he was coming in for a landing he mistaked the tooth faries house for a pile of snow since it was so white. Ole Saint Nick went crashing right through the bedroom window killing them both. Of all the reindeer Dasher and Dancer were the only survivors. They told the whole story on 20/20 about a month later and have not been seen since.....I know the truth hurts!!...TRUE STORY
Reply:Some woman rifles through your stuff looking for teeth? hey whats the point in buying tooth substitutes just so she can give u the money back?
Reply:the tooth fairy don't like pplz who try n fake her out!! and santa is a pervy child molester....maybe he just doesn't want u anymore!!
Reply:i jacked the tooth fairy, then i killed santa n jacked that kool sled (reindeer included)! hahahahahaha!!!