How can I better worship the Tooth Fairy?

I kneel before You, Tooth Fairy. But please tell me how to venere You even more.

How can I better worship the Tooth Fairy?
This is hilarious! :) Oh, please get a costume and post pix on your 'tribute' website.
Reply:i'd start a fansite.
Reply:Give my money to the poor.
Reply:brush and floss twice a day
Reply:Brush and floss after every meal. Your mouth is a temple. Better you should identify which tooth is your sweet tooth and pluck it out than lose all and have to gum your food later. :-)
Reply:Offer all your teeth to the tooth fairy
Reply:All worship has its teething problems, maybe cut your teeth with Leprauchanology
Reply:Make a temple from fluffy white pillows and place all old teeth on an alter.
Reply:ask yo mommy
Reply:pull all your teeth!
Reply:Eat candy.
Reply:Kill all other Gods. There shall be no other God unto you.
Reply:The tooth fairy is my mom. Funny story from when I was a kid:





My sister's friend lost a tooth and was talking about putting her tooth under the pillow. My sister, who had already found out about this, said "Oh the tooth fairy is just my mom". Meaning, of course, that it's everyone's mom. But her friend didn't take it that way. She ran home to her mom, and said excitedly, "Mom, Mom, guess what? I found out that Mrs. Smith is the tooth fairy!"





So her mom called my mom to tell her the story, and they both giggled. And later told us, of course.





So yeah, you need to make a pilgrimage to the Chicago suburbs to go worship my mom. LOL

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