Has the Tooth Fairy ever forgotten to visit your house?

and how did ya get out of that sticky situation?





I have an angry 7 year old on my hands here

Has the Tooth Fairy ever forgotten to visit your house?
Tell the tyke that there was a particularly vicious Hockey game last night so a lot of teeth were knocked out and are missing. She is swamped with paperwork and is mounting a Tooth search party to find the missing ones so the Hockey players can put them under their pillow. So tell the little one to be patient
Reply:Oh oh!





Hide something somewhere quick..and tell 'em the tooth fairy wanted to make a game out of it.





{shrugs} best I can come up with...
Reply:say that the tooth fairy has a broken wing and she will be better tomorrow and will visit him/her tomorrow night
Reply:No, but "she" screwed up and left a $20 once! Just say she called and said she's accidentally gone to the wrong house and will be back tonight.
Reply:i slept with my head under the pillow and the wee swine took all my teeth out. the fairy dont visit me no more
Reply:Just say: "Many kids lost there teeth yesterday and she wasn't able to make it but tonight for sure she'll come" or "Did you put it under your pillow, right in the middle, she only comes when it's in perfect position" (this is what my mother had to tell my younger brother once).
Reply:My mom lives in KY, I think the toothfairy leaves beer and meth for those kids.





Might explain why a lot of adults are missing teeth too.
Reply:My parents never did the toothfairy thing... So, that b*tch never visited!! She owes me lots of money!!! lol Tell him she was busy in some foreign country and she'll get to him soon enough. OR She'll get to him as soon as he starts eating his vegetables... you know, some manipulation thing.