Why does the tooth fairy want that many teeth? What does she do with them?

the tooth fairy uses the enamel from the teeth she collects,


to make enamel paint


(which dries to an "especially hard, usually glossy finish"*)


she then sells the paint to amphitrite (sea-goddess extraordinaire)


http://www.waltm.net/amphitri.htm


who uses the enamel paint to make sea shells





it's strictly business





the tf is an eir


(entrepreneur-in-residence)








*wikipedia

Why does the tooth fairy want that many teeth? What does she do with them?
She covers them with gold and sells them in the hood to crack addicts that lost theirs
Reply:She sells them to the little buggers down in Borneo to make necklaces to sell to the tourists~LOL~!
Reply:She builds her magic kingdom with them. BUT, she really only wants the ones from children who haven't eaten too many sweeties.
Reply:She makes them into tiaras to adorn the heads of other fairies.
Reply:I was told as a child that she build her home out of them. She must have a pearly-white castle by now.
Reply:she is really big on recycling you know
Reply:The tooth fairy brings the teeth down south to Louisiana and Tennessee where she gives every hillbilly a tooth.


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Reply:They are recycled to other little children who've lost their teeth, so the total number of teeth in circulation stays the same.
Reply:She grinds them down and turns them into fairy dust.
Reply:She sticks them in her little fairy-love-hole and stimulates her little fairy-clit.
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