Friday, May 21, 2010

The tooth fairy left me some ketchup and soy sauce packets, plus a coupon for $10.95 off an oil change....?

Is this the way things must be from now on?

The tooth fairy left me some ketchup and soy sauce packets, plus a coupon for $10.95 off an oil change....?
Lucky you. The bit c h just took my tooth and left me a wet spot on my pillow.
Reply:i think it is id like to have a ketchup packet to use when i need it
Reply:i think shell leave you a can of tuna and some pickles...if u give her one minus the cavity
Reply:right?





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Reply:You're still losing teeth?!
Reply:thats funny do you still have any teeth left?
Reply:all i got was a sweaty jock strap
Reply:Geez, has the recession hit the Tooth Fairy too?? I guess she's not getting much for those teeth on eBay anymore, huh? lol
Reply:sure....








at least you got something








THE TOOTH FAIRY





just jumped me fo me tooth





I HATE HER..(or him)....!!!1














( i love Dr. Who)...by the way...
Reply:guess so!!!
Reply:Does the tooth fairy work at 7/11?
Reply:Perhaps next time you will get a coupon for discounts at...The Gap.





Bad, bad dental reference. Sorry, I am long in the tooth, after all.





Bwaa Haa Haaa!!!!
Reply:Sounds like she's outsourcing to people from the Third World.





AGAIN.
Reply:Well it's more than I got. All she left me was another snow shovel and a couple more feet of snow. Oh wait a minute, that wasn't the tooth fairy, that was "old man winter". Can't keep these characters straight in mind anymore.( p.s. I'll swap you a jar of dill pickles for the oil change)
Reply:Are you sure it was a tooth under your pillow and not just one of your milk-bolts?





Never mind, in a few months it will be Easter and the Easter Bunny might leave you an new Exterminator voicebox. Failing that, Mr Hawking might put one of his old ones on E-bay.
Reply:Wow! I wish MY mother loved me that much!

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