Is santa, tooth fairy, easter bunny and santas elves real?

I think it is a lie

Is santa, tooth fairy, easter bunny and santas elves real?
im going to crush all your happyness and just tell you they are all a lie that the government is using to start controlling the little peoplw of the masses. next they will tell you that your helping destroy the atmosphere and that plants and trees are more important than you. dont worry. once they perfect cloning, they can make you disposable bodies and you can live forever.
Reply:they are real














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Reply:its not a lie there real......
Reply:This reminds me of that joke from "Chasing Amy" those who have seen it will know what I mean.


But to be my trademark luvvy duvvy self I'll say yes they are real.
Reply:They are very real and they are all registered sex offenders.
Reply:They are indeed real. Study Aristotle, probably the first philosopher discuss what goes into making something real.