If the tooth fairy was to place an ad....?

to increase her business (sales/ inventory of teeth) what would it say?





Will buy teeth?


Give the best money for your teeth!

If the tooth fairy was to place an ad....?
"Attention all wiggly teeth owners under the age of 20":o)


My inventory is low and I am looking for some exquisite baby teeth for my collection. Will pay top dollar and the value can be negotiated.
Reply:There could be a coupon to cut out that says:





Two for the price of one!


Recieve double payment for tooth with this coupon!


Start wiggling! This coupon expires 12/25/07
Reply:She pretty much has the market on children's teeth cornered. She will need to focus on adults. She would need to aggressively advertise. She would need to have ads in Trucker weekly, and Hot Rod magazine. Also on TV on CMT, Spike TV, and Speed network.





The ads could go: Unless you live in Kentucky or West Virginia, you have plenty of teeth. So make some extra cash by placing those extra teeth under your pillow. You only need a couple of molars to chew, and a missing front tooth is cool. (Then a pile of money could be under a pillow). So what are you waiting for???
Reply:I like the first one