The tooth fairy gets teeth, jesus gets prayers, the easter bunny gets eggs,?

santa gets sherry, but what about satan what does he get?

The tooth fairy gets teeth, jesus gets prayers, the easter bunny gets eggs,?
Satan is a bad boy. He'll get all the best looking chicks.
Reply:My firstborn
Reply:Hell?
Reply:souls, man....like, duh!





:o)
Reply:47 virgins?
Reply:dirty souls full of sin and sorrow
Reply:A pitchfork in his "special place"!!
Reply:Anything he wants, and the best part is, he doesn't even have to feel guilty about it!!!





Look at my thumbs ups, everyone know satan has more fun...
Reply:All the chicks at the strip joint.





Oh- he gets the lawyers too.
Reply:The Easter bunny gives eggs! :)





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Reply:A roast!!
Reply:your soul
Reply:the cream of his crop.
Reply:Saddam Hussein... Just watch South Park The Movie and you will know all...
Reply:A poke in the eye with a sharp stick.
Reply:Lots and lots of souls.
Reply:Blamed for everything that goes wrong in life.
Reply:The best of a bad lot........
Reply:corruption in this world
Reply:i thought the easter bunny left eggs!
Reply:to burn in hell for the rest of eternity haha
Reply:The biggest laugh of all because how he cleverly divided religion into countless cults and diverted all of them from what true religion is.
Reply:He's the rebel......he gets to be cool.
Reply:Satan gets unjustifiably accused when people make mistakes and are not courageous enough to accept the blame.
Reply:milk and cookies... DUH
Reply:Satan gets nothing except eternity in the lake of fire.
Reply:hot sx
Reply:std's,
Reply:the finger? I don't believe in any of them, so no one gets anything!
Reply:you

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