Tooth fairy, What's the going rate on a 29 year old tooth?

I need quick cash, would it be worth the trouble to pull my teeth out?

Tooth fairy, What's the going rate on a 29 year old tooth?
I'd pay you 2.25 per tooth. what condition are they in? do you brush them regularly? also would i have to pull them?





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Reply:IS IT PERMANENT TEETH IF IT IS THEN NO U LITTLE IDIOT
Reply:3.50 USD per tooth is the going rate according to guidelines set forth by the Toothfairy Workers of America union local # 355.


www.toothfairyunion.com/guidelines
Reply:probably only $7.75 if you take in account that the tooth fairy only pays about 0.25 cent for each tooth lost. and if its in good condition it may be worth the money
Reply:give blood instead
Reply:I think you can only receive benefits if you're 5 or under. Sorry.
Reply:I would say that if you were to get 50cents on your tooth 29 years ago, and you figure in a 4.5% interest rate on that tooth for the past 29 years (the average), you are looking at $1.84. I would keep the tooth in.
Reply:Is that supposed to be funny??
Reply:HA! That was so funny I forgot to laugh!